INT Minivan - Morning
3 year old: (pointing out window) Mommy what is that black bird?
Mom: That's a blackbird sweetie.
3 year old: No Mommy. What is that bird called? The black one.
Mom: That is called a blackbird.
3 year old: (screams) NO MOMMY! WHAT IS THAT BLACK BIRD CALLED?!?
Mom: That bird is Steve.
3 year old: Oh. Okay. Good morning Steve.
Three year olds are fun!
Day six. STILL ALIVE.
10 hours ago